Note to technology: I’m Fucking Bored.

Hey…programmers and engineers and industrial designers. You’re boring me to death. And I’m your market, or “audience” so you should probably listen.

Web 2.0 is boring me. Social networking is in a lull. My iPhone is…well, broken…but otherwise until the damn 2.0 update it’s a bore. What happened to technology in 2008. Give me a robot or a freaking flying car. Quit waiting on Apple and Steve Jobs to bail you out - if the Macbook Air is any indication it’s not happening anytime soon. Somebody…please…make something really cool. Kluster.com had me really excited for a bit. Then, it seemed no one was going to follow through on the cool ideas.

Maybe I need a logo project. I definitely DON’T need a new hobby. I’m reading about neuroplasticity and the power of the brain as a force on the body, perception, attention, etc. It’s awesome, and puts the reality of the mind into an almost “Matrix” like discussion. “Do you really think that’s air your breathing…” said Morpheus to Neo. But unlike Neo, I can’t fly or dodge bullets (which would probably keep me entertained.) No, instead I’m blogging and twittering and listening to people like Robert Scoble NOT create cool things (he just talks about cool things other people do, and frankly there hasn’t been much of that lately.)

So, here I am. Fucking bored. Thank god the TV writers strike is over.